You call THAT a dick?! Really? That must be a micropenis, it looks like one of those cocktail sausages that you get at parties! It actually looks more like a maggot than a dick, seriously. Can you even fuck with that? You probably can't even jerk off properly, you probably need to use just two fingers, hahaha. I guarantee that any girl who has been unlucky enough to see that little worm has laughed SO hard with her friends about it. It's gross
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