Mandy and I are hanging out on the couch. I'm preoccupied with my phone, not giving her enough attention. She gets bored and tells me to make coffee, while she sneaks off for a while. I'm completely oblivious to what she's up to, nose deep in my phone. I unwillingly get up to make coffee but can't get the machine to work. The electric in the house is faulty. Little do I know, whenever I hit a switch, it is short circuiting her vibrator! She is MASTURBATING in the other room!! Her toy keeps going on and off, on and off until she finally squirts, making a huge wet mess all over the bed. She comes back to find no coffee, and as I turn on the tv the power goes out in the whole place!! Oh man, what luck!