Your friend Ash asks if you’re ready to leave to go get lunch, and as she opens the door, you decide to go for it and grab her ass. Ash turns around immediately and asks what the fuck you think you’re doing. You tell her that you like her a lot and she just laughs in your face. She says that the two of you are JUST friends and she would never date or have sex with you. You ask her why, and she says that it is because you are too short. She says that she’s taller than you without even wearing shoes. Ash loves wearing heels when she goes out, and says that it would look completely ridiculous if she were with you. It would look like she’s with her little brother. You try to protest, so Ash pulls out a pair of heels and puts them on to show you how much taller she is. She says that even a guy who is 6 ft tall would probably not be tall enough for her. She laughs about how you’re the same height as her tits and that you probably have a small dick too because you’re short. Ash describes how she (and most other girls) want a real man—a guy who is tall, strong, and has a big dick. After making fun of you for a while, Ash gets fed up and tells you to get the fuck out of her apartment