I hurt myself on a hike-- I twisted my ankle and rolled backwards down a hill, getting covered in leaves and dirt. I got X-rays from the doctor and luckily it's not broken but it is very, very painful, swollen, and I have to wear this ugly ankle brace and boot! Plus I have to use crutches to get around because I cannot put ANY weight on my foot. The next day, still covered in dirt and sweat, I know I need to shower. I sit on the toilet with my hurt foot propped up in front of me and tell you, tearfully, the detailed story of how I hurt myself. Then I gingerly remove my boot, ankle brace, and ace bandage to reveal my swollen and bruised foot. How will I get into the shower? Everything is so hard when I can't use my foot! I have to sit in the tub and use the removeable showerhead to clean myself with my hurt foot dangling over the edge of the bath. The process is long and sometimes difficult, so after I'm all clean I use the showerhead to have an orgasm! I think I've earned it, don't you
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