You brought me home from the bar. We are making out. You think things are going well. I take down your pants. Suddenly, I burst out laughing. I admit to coming home with you to see if the rumors were true about your micro penis. In all of our time flirting at the bar, you never asked what I do for a living. I am a blogger and my mission is to expose all the tiny dicks of the world. You just might be the smallest. Oh, I will make you famous. Not only online, but in town as well. I will put flyers all around. No woman deserves to have a small penis, it provided no pleasure. You will never get laid again. I am constantly humiliating you and telling you how you will be exposed, even taking pictures on my phone. In the end, you know you are fucked and ruined