Wow, your last birthday before you head off to college. Where did the time go? Did you get everything you wanted? What's missing? Ah, you want to have sex before you head off to your new life. That's understandable. There's plenty of girls here who would jump at the chance. You're quite a handsome young man. Oh, you'd rather have someone more experienced. I'm flattered but your mom and I have been friends forever and wouldn't want to ruin that. Maybe we can hit that cougar club downtown...see if you can find someone you like. I'm sorry, I can't and don't think I'm not tempted. What if I let you jerk off to my tits? I know it's not the same but your mom won't get as mad. Maybe if we just touch ourselves.....we can cum together