You’re a pathetic sexless puppy. How you have managed to reach this point without losing your virginity is beyond me—but somehow you’ve managed it. And now that you have reached it, now that you’ve accepted your puppy self, you’re never going to lose it. No self-respecting woman is ever going to want to fuck someone like you. Unfortunately, I know that doesn’t mean that you’re going to stop wanting it. Puppies like you still have needs; they just have to learn to take care of those needs in an appropriate way. You need to learn to hump