youve been so scared of your wife finding out about our affair. you were supposed to get rid of her but instead your conscious got in the way and you decide we should split. i hate to break it to you but no one breaks up with me ! i don't like feeling like i tipsy my time on a weak, cowardly man. im in need of some compensation, a severance package if you will. you can make this easy by simply giving into my demands... or we can go the messy route and i can ruin your life. your choice