There is no better way to start your day than with a mud smoothie. Thats right a delicious smoothie filled with fruits and my poo. I want you to go into work with my smelly sh*t hole on your mind and breath. As your day goes on you cant wait for your lunch break where a heaping pile of sh*t sits in a container waiting for you to devour it . Just when you think you've had your fill , dinner approaches . A plate on the floor with your favorite entree is given to you . Such a lucky mud pig you are.