You've already taken the first step, you've listed me as your beneficiary and all life insurance and the profits from your estate will come directly to me. But as a gold digger, I don't like waiting, I'm very impatient, and I want that money now. So I want you to go all the way for me, I want you to off yourself for me. I want you to end it all just so you can give me the ultimate in paydays.