A stupid little loser has been lurking around my flowers and messed them all up. This is literally why you deserve nothing. You are such a disappointment, why we can't have anything nice. I can't even enjoy my own plants because you've been digging around and ruining them in order to get close to me by digging in dirt that my hands have been in! Get out of my things! You're always trying to get into my messages, waste my time, lurk in my garden, and be all around ANNOYING! If you weren't such a sneaky little bitch, and would just submit to me properly, we could be having way more fun. But no. You consistently prove that you deserve NOTHING. I'm going to make you lick up all the dirt you've left on my porch from being such a reckless loser. Lick it all up bitch. Then, lick my feet and empty your wallet. LOSER!