I'm just minding my own business at the gym stretching out my legs and working out when I catch you perving on my ass. You're not even trying to hide it, you're just stalking and gawking. At first I'm annoyed but then I tell you to wait around the corner for a special surprise while I chug and finish my protein shake. ...man my protein shake always make me SUPER gassy...and I said I had a surprise. Worship my ass on your knees as I blow my stinky protein farts into your helpless face and laugh at you. This is what you get for being an ass perv at the gym.