This is it, the one thing you've always been dreaming of... to have someone call you pathetic for literally eight whole hours. You can listen while you nap (relaxing binaural beats in the background), while you're at work, while you're working out (psshh yeah right like -you- have ever actually worked out), or just while you're be-bopping around doing whatever it is pathetic losers do. Made with the minimum amount of effort I could put forth, this video recycles five humiliating phrases/words said by me in the most disgusted manner possible. You can really sense the loathing in my voice as I tell you what a disgusting pervert you are. It's accompanied by a photo of me flipping you off -- yes, flipping you the bird for eight hours -- and a quote that reads "Dear Sack of Sht: You are a disgusting, pathetic, worthless waste of space." At least now you'll be sated and I can go about my busy life doing important things and fucking important people, without your needy, whiny ass coming at me for more deprecation.