<br> Yes, I know it’s late Daddy. Can I have a glass of water? I know…Mommy is in bed, I’ll be quiet, I promise. Daddy what is that under the sheet? You don’t have pants on? Is that a boner?! OH MY GOSH—OK, ok I’ll be quiet. Why does it stick up like that? How do you make it go away? I have to rub it? Ok…if you say so. Does that feel good? Wow, it’s really getting bigger. I have to make it squirt on my mouth? What does it taste like? <br><br> Daughter sneaks into your room late at night and you trick her into doing something dirty. Maybe she’s done this before…?<BR><BR>