Pretty pathetic that you pay me every week to slowly strip while I tease you for being the fat loser you are. What's sadder is your pathetic cock would probably look bigger if you lost a bit of weight... nevertheless, I'll pretend to cum for you, loser, while I tell you how to jerk your tiny cock. And don't worry, I count you down so you know exactly when to cum, but don't be surprised if I can't stop laughing at you.