At this point I've been sick for a few days now, so I am an authentic mess! As I lay naked on my bed, I cough up sticky mucus into a piece of toilet paper and hold it up to you. I tell you about my illness symptoms in between blowing huge globs of yellow snot out of my nostrils! Every time a big blob of mucus comes out of me, I show it to you. And when I'm not coughing, burping, or playing with my boogers, I share an embarrassing snot bubble story!