Bitch.Loser. Lame.Minion.Beta.Sub. You’ve heard them all, haven’t you? I more than graciously acknowledge your presence with my cutting brattiness and ruthless charm. Not only do you get to hear about my escapades, but you get to live vicariously through them with my erotic stories and sensual self-touch(because who would let YOU touch them, right?). Go ahead, touch your pathetic, useless dick. It won’t change your loneliness.