Secretly, you wish you were me. You've always envied women's beautiful, curvy, natural bodies, and no matter how many frilly pairs of pink panties you put on, you know you'll never be able to look as beautiful and as feminine as me. You admire how men fall to their knees at merely the sight of my goddess legs and ass, and my voluptuous breasts. You know you'll never look like me even if you got a boob job and did a full sex change. Still, I need some new girlfriends and you'll have to do in a pinch.