I’m glad to meet the two of you, now relax and tell me what is going on with your relationship? Ahh, your wife is annoyed by your seemingly constant need for sex and you feel neglected. I see, well this is a very common problem. Obviously your husband has a strong sex drive, I see his erection from staring at my cleavage- no don’t be embarrassed, it is perfectly normal. So ma’am, do you ever wear risque lingerie to surprise your husband? No? Hmmm, well what about completely forgetting to wear panties at all, like this…