Don’t get me wrong: I’d much rather have a well-behaved puppy like you like a stupid, domineering boyfriend. But sometimes a girl just wants to go out, you know? Get dinner, see a movie, walk the mall. And I can’t do that with my puppy. Or can I? I started thinking about it, imagining…and I’ve decided I really like the idea of going out on a little date with my puppy. Let me tell you about it.