Your roommate Audrey Holiday is sick and tired of paying rent! Why should she have to contribute at all? Your a gross pathetic loser and she's a beautiful goddess, its a privilege to even have her in your space. You don't want to pay her rent? Too BAD! If you don't you'll never see her in a pair of tight jeans EVER again. Drop to your knees and worship your queen. You know you're powerless, Audrey will take you for all you're worth...kiss the button