Now that I have you in front of me, I have something to tell you about your precious wife—namely, that she isn’t yours anymore. Oh, sure, you’re still legally married, and for some reason I can’t fathom she still wants to stay that way. She has some sort of fondness for you, I guess. But she doesn’t want to fuck you. She doesn’t want to fuck any man ever again. Just me. I’ve done things to your wife that she never let you do to her. All because she finally realized that no man, especially one like you, can ever compare to a woman.