Hands down, the most pathetic two groups who buy my clips are 1) small-dicked men and 2) virgins. And if, god forbid, you belong to both of those groups? Congratulations, you’re the most pathetic “man” I can possibly imagine. I feel so sorry for you. I even considered filming a pity clip. But then I realized how counterproductive that is. You don’t deserve to feel better about being a small-dicked virgin; you deserve all the shame and humiliation you get.