Hold on to your wallet one last time because you’re about to let it go for good. Since you’ve continued pestering me about how you want to be in my life more, I’ve decided to give you a permanent position: RECEIPT BITCH. Congratulations. Each day, I’ll be gathering all of my receipts, tabulating charges, and having you pay them! And that’s only the beginning of it. Watch the entire clip to find other surprises I’ve incorporated into our little deal. Every day’s going to be a day when I spend, enjoy life, and keep you in utter suspense about the total. You asked for it, loser! Or should I say lo$er!!!!!