You know you will do anything we say, right? You are so stupid we could charge you a million dollars and you would still find a way to pay for it to feed into that pathetic jerking habit you have. Oh, we just love using all those unspoken of secrets you hide from your vanilla life. This is your escape, the only thing that has ever been there for you, your laughable jerking addiction! Trigger warning, we are inescapable.