You're not the first student to be in love with Me. I'm not interested in a romantic relationship with you at all. Never will be. The only relationship that could interest Me is a financial one. You've never heard of it? That's how adults' play. Chocolate, flowers...Don't confuse Me with the girl's in your class. Show Me you're a big boy and you're ready to be in a grown up relationship. You work very hard, hard enough for Me to notice that fat wallet in your pants. Hand it over if you want to impress Me. I might even call you a 'good boy'.