I’ve been so jealous since you started wanting to go out with your friends every weekend. And this weekend you want to go out with a GIRL. Remember how close we used to be? In an attempt to get you to stay home, I’m lounging around in a slutty little negligee and satin robe, but you still come sniffing around for the car keys. Well, here’s what: if you want those keys, darling, you’re going to have some chores to do. But I’m not talking about washing the dishes or folding laundry. I pull up my negligee and spread my legs, teasing you and getting you to look at my wet pussy. Now, get over here and fuck Mommy’s brains out!