Happy Halloween! You like to please your Goddess, don't you? Well, here's an opportunity to do so. I need you to follow these instructions. You need to get a bag of candy -- you know, in the spirit of this holiday -- and start shoving it RIGHT UP YOUR BUTT. Aww, stop being hesitant. You do want to please Goddess, yes? Then listen. Right up your ass!!! Happy Freak-o-Ween, freak!