as a brilliant scientist in my field, I have finally discovered the power to shrink people down until they are no more than an inch tall! I was so excited to have this secret power, and I was waiting to announce my discovery, but YOU, Richard, had to go and spoil it! So now I did what I had to do, and shrink YOU down! You know I always had a crush on you, and I imagined that we could run off together and do amazing things with my discovery. But YOU had to go and RUIN IT! So now I can do whatever I want with you, and i'm going to! I slip off my heels and put you on the ground, inspecting you with my toes, dangling my heel over you, threatening to crush you with my feet and little toes. I squeeze you between my toes and make sure you understand that your entire existence hangs in the balance just with my itty bitty toes! I let you know all the ways you've disappointed me, and I ponder over all the ways I could end your puny life. . .but in the end I decide to take you home with me, so I can have your teeny tiny mouth and body worship my bits whenever I desire!