What's sadder and more ego deflating than me laughing at your small penis? Me laughing at it with my friend, Latex Barbie. You'll sit here while we laugh at your tiny dick and what a loser you are, instructing you on how to pump and stroke for us -- with two fingers, of course -- all while we elaborate on why your life is pathetic. Get ready, too, for some humiliating tasks when we give you some breaks from finger pumps.