** This is a custom I decided to share. No names were used ** I noticed something the other day. I saw a white band when you bent over and had to see for myself. That's when I went through your underwear drawer and discovered it's FULL of tighty whities! I always thought you were a beta, but now it's confirmed! So pathetic you don't wear boxers like a normal guy. In fact, I threw out all your boxers! It was easy... there was only one pair. Looks like you're only wearing tighty whities from now on! No chance at impressing girls now.