It's that time of the month again. It's my favourite time of the month. It's when you get paid, and you hand over the majority of your pay cheque to me. And I get to spend all your hard-earned money, my favourite activity. So you know what to do by now, you've done it enough times. You've got your money, you work out how much you need for basics and the rest of it all comes to me. I know exactly how much I should be getting so don't try messing me around and not giving me every penny that I deserve.