Face it: you have a big, fat, RAGING Cru.sh on Me. So sweet, so innocent. You don't just lust after Me, you've gone ahead and let yourself develop feelings for Goddess, you might even... dare I say it... LOVE Me? But who wouldn't? I'm a catch, obviously. You're in deep loser. I know about those feelings you harbor, and I'm going to exploit them and torment you as I see fit.