I got an amazing toy from a patron and now is the time to use it! Cum hang out with me, laugh, relax, watch me grind myself on my Hitachi and then happily fumble with my new anal beads. I've never tried them before and I'm nervous, but I know you'll take care of me. Let's have a good time! (Shot in HD with an actual full body orgasm, no faking! This was real as hell and super fun, why isn't Humor Porn more popular? It's so much easier to laugh and have a good time!)