I smoke to start get my cough rolling, taking big, big hits out of my smoking device. I start coughing hard, I cough up big loogies and I spit them all over the dildo in front of me. It's on a plate so even the spit that rolls off of it is being saved! I keep coughing hard, Gagging, gagging and tearing up. I have to wipe my eye make up several times because my eyes are welling up with tears!!! Once the plate is full of my thick loogies I start stroking the dildo, giving it a nice handjob. I talk about how much I know you wish this was your dick- how it feels, how slimy it is! Then I pour the plateful of spit all over the dildo, and then I do it again! With each pour the spit gets more tacky and thicker! I rub it up and down all over the dildo, covering it in spit and giving it a nice slimy handjob!