You've been bugging me endlessly about wanting to be a house slave. Well, now here's your chance. Are you actually up to it? I go over what you'll be doing: cleaning residue from the toilet and my tub, taking out all my garbage, assembling all my furniture, and buying up groceries and any other household needs that I want, all on your dime. Sounds glamorous, right? Apparently, given the little twitch I just saw in your pants. Time to punch in your time!