Thanks little pay pig, this hotel will do nicely. Do you want to take a look around this extremely expensive hotel you've paid for me to stay in? Ok quickly come in look at that huge soft bed, doesn't it look comfortable.... No you can't touch it, I don't want your pig trotters anywhere near it! Look at the bathroom this nice big bag and free standing shower, I bet you can imagine me standing thee in the morning showering naked, you'd love to watch that would t you you dirty pig. I think thats enough go home back to your tiny apartment oh and by the way Have you had a look at the wine list it's very expensive so on your way out make sure you tribute!!! Danielle Maye XXX