Carmen and Andi love to make fun of your tiny balls. “Is that a medical condition?” They laugh and tell you that Carmen’s pet has bigger balls than you. Andi tells you that she is grossed out also confused by why you’re balls are so small. Carmen tells you that your dick looks like a strap on with no balls. They tell you that you need to get plastic surgery to get that fixed so you look normal. “Are you sure you’re a guy?” Carmen and Andi decide that your balls must have not dropped fully because they are so small. “Wait there is balls? Let me pull out the microscope.” They show you that your balls are the size of grapes and they squish the grapes on the ground. They tell you to clean up the squashed grapes with your tongue, and then tell you to get out.