You've been flirting with a hot and beautiful girl online for a while, and you finally arrange to meet and go out on a fun date. She's super interested in you and slips into some lingerie when you both get back to your place. She tells you to get undressed, but when you nervously whip out your tiny penis, her mood changes quickly. She can't stop laughing hysterically, and while she quickly assures you that you guys WON'T be having sex or going any further, she does spend several minutes condescendingly mocking your lack of dick, your lack of sexual prowess, and how humiliated you look. Then she leaves you to your blue balled misery.