Sydney is annoyed. She had a pretty rough day. People just seem like they are trying to give her a hard time on purpose. And traffic was a bitch. And she has a zit on her ass. She's just annoyed. And you know what that means. Whenever she's annoyed, she works it out on you, her shrunken boyfriend. And what have you done for her lately? Did you make her food? No? Well, Sydney is hungry. And angry. So there seems to be only one option. You know what happens when she gets hangry. She needs something, or someone, to eat. And since you're the only thing in the house she can eat, this will be your last hurrah.
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