It has come to my attention that there are TOO MANY 2-pump chumps in my audience! That's right! Minute men... pre ejaculators... there are many names for quickie boys like you. Don't worry, tonight's show has been modified to accommodate you. Instead of just coaxing you to orgasm, I will begin training you to LAST LONGER. Not only with yourself, but in bed. Its all about pacing yourself. You've gotten so used to furiously masturbating and cumming within 30 seconds, you need some rewiring. Lucky you, I've developed a technique we can begin applying RIGHT NOW. All you have to do is LISTEN... and OBEY. Leave your cock and your orgasm up to me... I obviously know how to handle your dick better than you can.