I'm so excited for the Taking Back Saturday concert that my girlfriend, Alex Reynolds, and I are going to tonight! This is one of my all time favorite bands, I never ever miss their show - except for last year. Last year, I was kicked out of the venue for being super naughty! Not only was I talking about spanking, but I also pulled my shorts down and got over someone's lap! No wonder they kicked me out! This year though, that wasn't going to happen. Alex brings me a brand new outfit to change into - complete w a very thick and very crinkly disposable diaper! Instead of wearing my brand new, tight camo booty shorts and black Savage hoodie; I'm told to strip down and change into an outfit that I would never be caught wearing! Much to my dismay, Alex helps get me all taped up into my diaper - as if I can't do it myself! We haven't even left the house yet and I'm already ridiculously embarrassed over my silly attire. To top off the poofy diaper, I'm handed a pair of shorts that barely cover the waistband of my diaper and a crop top that says BABY in big letters across the center. My girlfriend has really thought of everything! I can barely hide the bulge of my diaper, let alone the waistband. I definitely won't be trying to take my shorts off at this show or do anything bad at all - unless I want everyone at the show to see my thick, crinkly secret!