It’s my favorite time of year. First off there’s Christmas. I get a mound of gifts every year from little internet pervs like you. Well…what I love even more than gifts is cold hard ca$h. You know that end of year bonus you get? You don’t get any of it. I want every single cent of that bonus. It’s mine. Just look at me. You know I deserve it. I’m so young and hot, and that money is mine. I don’t care how hard you worked for it this year. You can’t resist giving me what’s mine. You can’t say no….especially when I’m wearing hot sheer lingerie and nylon thigh highs. As soon as that check hits the bank I want you to hit send…in full.
