You are such a loser, and not just any loser. No. You're a V-I-R-G-I-N loser. Honestly, my favorite kind of loser because you're the weakest of all the losers. You've never felt the inside of a woman, and you never will. So I want you to humiliate yourself for me by completing a few tasks. Oh and spoiler alert....I make you mess your pants. Lol