You come in for your 1st pre-mission meeting since I have become the Hokage. Things have changed a bit and I've observed that shinobi do much better on their missions when they've had a "release"...a sexual release. Since romantic relationships are highly discouraged for the ninjas of this village, we needed someone to be in charge of this duty. As the leader of Konoha, I'll be taking this on! Remove your pants and let's work your cock between my nice big jugs! I'll use my handjob & titjob no jutsu to make you blast your load all over my bosom!! It's for the good of the village, after all.