Don’t be scared. You asked for this. Maybe not in so many words, but I heard the truth of it. I heard how badly you wanted it. Human food made from human methods aren’t filling you as full as you need—aren’t fattening you up as quickly as you’d like. You want to watch your body expand more than you ever thought possible. So here I am. An obliging feeder demon who is more than happy to fatten you up.