In the time we’ve been together, you’ve put up with a lot of my quirks—among them being my love of all things Halloween. Every year I drag you to dozens of costume parties during October, and although you hate them, you always put up with it and let me dress you up. I can’t believe it’s taken me so long to figure out the solution: the perfect costume that won’t make you uncomfortable but will instead make you feel safe and at home with your Mistress.