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I come home to find my big, beautiful TV gone and this piece of crap thing in it's place. I know that you must have something to do with it, you must've sold it! Look at this crappy remote that came with it, I bet it doesn't even work. Let's see… nope.. doesn't work. Wait, why are your eyes so glassy? Hellloooo? Earth to stupid! Wow, I think this remote is for BOYS and not for a TV! I wonder what I can make you do.... can I make you act like a dog? Kneel and kiss my feet? I wonder if I can mute you or make parts of you grow? Hmmmm... I think I like this thing. Looks like I'll be the one in control from now on!

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