Starting nasty rumors about your co-worker, Mona, seemed like the perfect way to edge her out for a promotion until she brought in your ex-girlfriend Mia. The two girls seem to have really bonded over the prospect of humiliating you and they even mockingly act out some of your more embarrassing bedroom failures. They plan to make sure the entire office knows about your unimpressive package and sexual inadequacies...unless you remove yourself from the running for that promotion. If you ever want to be able to show your face at work again then you better realize there is going to be a lot of ass kissing in your future.. starting right now.