Now that you're puppy, it's only natural that I train you. I'm going to teach you some basic commands: sit, down, come here, and sniff my butt. "Sniff my ass" is the reward, of course. All canines love to sniff butts. Did you think it was going to be that easy? All my commands are going to be in Mandarin. Let's see how you do, silly pup... I know you'll be distracted as this new pet crawler bondage body is all very new for you. You're probably getting sore from being on your knees and elbows in that frogtie and wingtie. Are those leather restraints a bit tight? This is your new life as my pet, and you better get used to it.